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| Santa was drawing money from ATM
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line s...
| Jul-12 | |
| Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaq Kyo Diya
Santa:Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaq Kyo Diya.
Banta:Wo Characterless Thi
Santa:...
| Jan-29 | |
| Santa was drawing money from ATM
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line sai...
| Jun-17 | |
| Captain of Military
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum a...
| Jan-19 | |
| Santa Applied to a medical college But
Santa Applied to a medical college But he never made it because, these were his ...
| Jan-19 | |
| Santa I am going ka matlab batao
Santa: I am going ka matlab batao.
Banta: Main ja raha hoon.
Santa: Main n...
| Nov-27 | |
| Yaar tu itna bada ho gaya aur abhi tak
Santa: Yaar tu itna bada
ho gaya aur abhi tak
dadhi-mooch nahi aayi?
Banta:...
| Nov-17 | |
| Santa was sitting in a cricket ground
Santa was sitting in a cricket ground..
Security Guard: Cricket match is over n...
| Nov-17 | |
| Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
...
| Aug-23 | |
| arrey banta your wife is going
santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing .
banta :...
| Aug-23 | |
| santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne fathe...
| May-27 | |
| Main nikala gadi le k o nadi
Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye...
| May-27 | |
| A teacher told all students
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
...
| May-27 | |
| you are distantly related
Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta...
| May-24 | |
| main itna jawan kab banunga
Pappu: Dad, main itna jawan kab banunga k main mummy ko bina bataye ghar se baha...
| Apr-24 | |
| Faansi se pehle
Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere...
| Apr-24 | |
| Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha...
| Apr-24 | |
| How did santa tried to kill a birds
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dr...
| Apr-01 | |
| You are charged with throwing
Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story...
| Apr-01 | |
| Theres trouble with the car
Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Banta: ...
| Apr-01 | [Not rated] |
| Santa once wanted to transfer some files
Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was t...
| Apr-01 | |
| I tried your number so many times
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!
Ban...
| Apr-01 | |
| Look Banta what type of glasses
Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is close...
| Apr-01 | |
| Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring d...
| Apr-01 | |
| Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor...
| Apr-01 | |
| Santa went to see a gal for marriage
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for s...
| Apr-01 | |
| Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nah...
| Apr-01 | |
| Master Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
...
| Apr-01 | |
| Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 10...
| Apr-01 | |
| Santa kal jo shampoo liya tha
Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free g...
| Apr-01 | |
| Banta singh I am so proud of my son
Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santa singh : w...
| Apr-01 | |
| arrey banta your wife is going
santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing .
banta :...
| Apr-01 | [Not rated] |
| Santa was riding on a horse
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa li...
| Apr-01 | |
| Santa to his servant
Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
...
| Apr-01 | |
| Santa joined new job
Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss...
| Apr-01 | |
