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| Tum mujh se shadi kro gi
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay n...
| Nov-19 | |
| Define a True Music Lover
Define a True Music Lover?
A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
a...
| Nov-17 | |
| Aaya Aaya Kaalon Ka Zamana
Aaya Aaya Kaalo'n Ka Zamana
Wah Wah
Aaya Aaya Kaalo'n Ka Zamana
W...
| Nov-14 | |
| what happend 2 ur mobile
what happend 2 ur mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i...
| Nov-10 | |
| What is Business
What is Business..?
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Da...
| Nov-10 | |
| If sumone calls u crazy dont mind
If sumone calls u crazy, dont mind,
If sumone calls u duffer, relax,
Ff sumone...
| Nov-10 | |
| U r bandar
U r bandar.
Bandar means:
B=beautiful
A=attractive
N=naughty
D=decent
A=ad...
| Oct-07 | |
| Girls Attitude
Girls Attitude
If u treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
If u...
| Sep-20 | |
| Thought of the day
Thought of the day:
if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always ...
| Sep-10 | |
| Wonderful people r carefully created by God
Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefylly pla...
| Jul-15 | |
| A mobile is like women
A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your...
| Jul-15 | |
| Defination of a nurse
Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looki...
| Jun-28 | |
| A baby in our country had no legs
American : a baby in our country had no legs. we put artificial leg on him
he i...
| Jun-20 | |
| MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN
Funny Sms a true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day t...
| Jun-19 | |
| Funny Sms a true love stroy
Funny Sms a true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day t...
| May-29 | |
| Ur Tarriff has changed
Ur Tarriff has changed!
Now make calls acc. to d size of ur Brain.
D smaller d...
| May-27 | |
| Buyer to seller
Buyer to seller: Is it a faithful dog?
Seller: Yes, I have sold it 3 times ea...
| May-24 | |
| Girl to Boyfriend
Girl to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.
Boy: That's ok, but who w...
| May-24 | |
| If a boy is found in girls hostel
Principal: If a boy is found in girl's hostel, he will be fined $20 first time,...
| May-24 | |
| I am so kanjoos
Panditji: I am so kanjoos that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half th...
| May-23 | |
| SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message lik...
| May-22 | |
| i kill people for money
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FRE...
| May-22 | |
| what happend 2 ur mobile
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D ...
| May-22 | |
| Who said english is easy
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont hav...
| May-22 | |
| Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-...
| May-22 | |
| Husband asks
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information ...
| May-19 | |
| A couple wanted katna
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word t...
| May-19 | [Not rated] |
| One day Raja and rani decided
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon ins...
| May-19 | |
| girl friends are like mobile phone
girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox...
| May-17 | |
| When I was born Devil said
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil...
| May-12 | |
| Twinkle twinkle little star
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know w...
| May-12 | |
| This was a missed call
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon ins...
| May-08 | |
| girl friends are like mobile phone
girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox...
| May-08 | |
| With Idiot for Ever
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information F...
| May-08 | |
| you want to become my
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I dont see ...
| Apr-30 | |
