FUNNY
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Funny SMS Jokes

Funny SMS Jokes Collection! Containing SMS that are just funny. The funny messages and jokes to send to friends and family. Have fun sending these Funny SMS to your friends and family.

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A group of elephants were A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes b...	Apr-30
a door knocks twice a door knocks twice, old man - whos there? ans : opportunity, old man : u r d...	Apr-30
And are you sure you love Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dear Sure! ...	Apr-30	[Not rated]
Police arrestd a drunkard Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin? Man: I'm goin 2 listen lectu...	Apr-24
Doctor to Lady Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meal...	Apr-24
Dil ne kaha Dil ne kaha Chalo SMS karo Socha DIL TO PAGAL HAI Phir khayal aaya koi baat ...	Apr-11
if A fat girl is if A fat girl is waiting for a bus then what u will call her in one word (MOTIVA...	Apr-09
make a sentence using neither-nor English teacher says: make a sentence using neither-nor? Naughty boy: when girl...	Apr-08	[Not rated]
Munna bhai Munna bhai : Yaar circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gaya hai.. Usko letter me...	Apr-07
Higher Studies Man Girl sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a Person asked what ...	Apr-03
Just close ur eyes and think Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! No...	Apr-02
two lover plained to suicide the boy jupmed two lover plained to suicide the boy jupmed 1st the gal closed her eyes turned ...	Apr-02
AT 18 a lady is like a football AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men...	Apr-02	[Not rated]
Husband asks Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information ...	Apr-02
2 Lovers plan to suicide 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back ...	Apr-02	[Not rated]
A story with moral My girlfriend A story with moral My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there &...	Mar-29
Last nite i had a dream abt U Last nite i had a dream abt U... I saw tht v both were gettig married on the sa...	Mar-29	[Not rated]
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stan...	Mar-29
In an Class In an Class, Teacher: How does an electric motor run? Student: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrr...	Mar-28
what is the similarity between chewing what is the similarity between chewing gum and begum?? ANS :-Both are sweet in t...	Mar-28	[Not rated]
In a class, teacher asked In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @ 15.25, it"s loss o...	Mar-28	[Not rated]
After a quarrel After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I mar...	Mar-28	[Not rated]
A dying man smells his favorite A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It ta...	Mar-28	[Not rated]
Best sms of the year Best sms of the year! A mother makes her son sensible in 20 years... But a girl ...	Mar-27
Very Important Health Tips Only For You Very Important Health Tips Only For You. Don't Eat Pizzas, Ice Cream, Chocolate...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
batao daal me kitni protein hoti hai taecher: batao daal me kitni protein hoti hai? student: sir, daal me murghi jit...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
I think this is 1st msg for u. 2Day is day of smart people! So send this msg 2 sum 1 who Looks smart. Plz don...	Mar-27
No brain dedected No brain dedected This message will refresh ur brain in 5 secs… - - 5 - ...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
I didnt mean to upset u I didn’t mean to upset u How can I begin to say I`m sorry. I didn’t mean to ...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
Friend like u is like T-sunami Friend like u is like T-sunami Getting a friend is like sunrise …It happens d...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
Wanna take ur photograph Wanna take ur photograph U have 3 second to pose for a photograph. 3 - ...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
I want to say some words to u I want to say some words to u want to say some words to u That start with u…...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
There is always a DRIVE SLOW There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy's schools, but n ot near girl'...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
Dating process 6 weeks Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I l...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
I want to share Everything with you I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS...	Mar-27	[Not rated]