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| GIRL - I think the poorest GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'...
| Mar-27 | [Not rated] |
| Boy-I will climb d tallest mount Boy:I'll climb d tallest mount,swim d deepest ocean,walk on hot coal barefoot,j...
| Mar-27 | [Not rated] |
| Frog goes 2 astrologer 2 know its future Frog goes 2 astrologer 2 know its future.
Ast:u'll meet a young girl who wants...
| Mar-27 | [Not rated] |
| A Son at college wanted more money. A Son at college wanted more money.
He sent a telegram to his father
"NO MONE...
| Mar-27 | |
| Dad - Son, what do you want for your birthday Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio...
| Mar-27 | [Not rated] |
| Teacher teaching algebra to student Teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl...
| Mar-27 | [Not rated] |
| GRATEFUL Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so ...
| Mar-27 | [Not rated] |
| Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formalit...
| Mar-27 | [Not rated] |
| Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information F...
| Mar-27 | [Not rated] |
| 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back ...
| Mar-27 | [Not rated] |
| Khuda Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurat Ho Khuda Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurat Ho
Dunya Ki Nazar Se Khud Ko Bacha Lo.
...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| Na Ye Chand Hoga Na Taaray Rahenge Na Ye Chand Hoga Na Taaray Rahenge,
Kia Hum Hamesha Kunwary Rahenge.
Is Dunay...
| Mar-26 | |
| MobiLe in water for 2 minutes Today is Titanic"s 98th Anniversary!
So All the True Lovers are Requested
...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| What is education what is education?
it is the system bcoz of
which we waste 1/4 of our life to ...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| Most people have 5 senses Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 s...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| One day devil came in my dream One day devil came in my dream and asked me the contact no.
Of an HONEST pers...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| You are smiling again Hey! Cutie… ..yes U!
You are smiling again,
Its bcoz I told U that Ur CUTE,
H...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| Flowers die Stories End Flowers die,
Stories End,
Songs Fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things com...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| Mission to Make u cute I am on MIssion,
Mission to Make u cute,
Mission to Make u Smart,
Mission...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers,
And demanded of 500000 rs or else,
Th...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| CONGRATS Your phone has been CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw yo...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| Reason for having two girlfriends A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always dam...
| Mar-26 | |
| Wear a helmet while driving I want 2 tell u something.
Please dont mistake me.
Please do it sincerely.
We...
| Mar-26 | |
| Shut Up surprises 4 u Shut Up"""
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true ...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| Gud looks catch the eyes Gud looks catch the eyes, but gud personality catches the heart. You are blessed...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| True Love is like a pillow True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on ...
| Mar-26 | |
| i kill poople for money i am a killer!
i kill poople for money,
i am a killer! i kill people for m...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| If u have 1 father call me If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers,...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| Do u knw y in a couple photo Q: Do u knw y in a couple"s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| Are you free tomorrow hi where r u?
are you free tomorrow can u come to andheri?
please coz,tomorrow...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| Some times small things Some times small things in life hurt alot……..
if u dont agree with me…………
th...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| When sadness fills ur heart When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart & when tears flow 4rm ur eyes,...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| The latest slogn of boys The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Da...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| I am made of 5 letters I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| A rose is always rose A rose is always rose whether its in a golden pot or in d dust bin.
Same way yo...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |