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| A - you are Attractive
A - you are Attractive
B - you are the Best
C - you are Cute
D - you are Dear...
| Mar-26 | |
| Jigsaw puzzle finished in record time
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and holle...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| The number u dailed is not in service
f
u
need
ADVICE
MSG ME
if
u
need
a FRIEND
CALL ME
if
u
need
...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| Dark were those days, without your sight
Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me l...
| Mar-26 | [Not rated] |
| i am d best
i'm d best
i can prove it
i can c the tea in tea cup
can u c the world in wo...
| Mar-26 | |
| Jigsaw puzzle finished in record time
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and holle...
| Mar-25 | [Not rated] |
| Kash PYAAR ka insurance ho jata
Kash PYAAR ka insurance ho jata
Kash PYAAR ka insurance ho jata
Pyaar karne se...
| Mar-25 | |
| Zindagi jeene ka bahane bahut hian
Zindagi jeene ka bahane bahut hian... kis kis ko SMS karun kambkhat is nacheaz k...
| Mar-25 | |
| son to his dad: have u ever been to EGYPT
son to his dad: have u ever been to EGYPT???
Dad: no,
Dad :why do u ask,
...
| Mar-25 | [Not rated] |
| eacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:...
| Mar-25 | |
| MBA Degree
Congratulation!!! You are awarded da degree of MBA for not sending sms MBA Means...
| Mar-24 | |
| Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)...
| Mar-24 | [Not rated] |
| When I was born Devil said..
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil...
| Mar-24 | [Not rated] |
| One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me ...
| Mar-24 | [Not rated] |
| When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a fri...
| Mar-24 | [Not rated] |
| papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu
Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta ...
| Mar-20 | |
| Ek choohe ne sherni ko propose kiya
Ek choohe ne sherni ko propose kiya. sherni ne kaha abay chal tu ne apna jism, j...
| Mar-20 | |
| sir mujhy bird flu ho gaya tha
Sir to studnt
tum schol Q nahi ay thy
Studnt,sir mujhy bird flu ho gaya tha
S...
| Mar-20 | [Not rated] |
| shair ka pinjra
A man was selling his product by shouting !
"Shair ka pinjra 10 Rs mein shair ...
| Mar-20 | |
| Mulk mei atay k shadeed
Mulk mei atay k shadeed bohran k bad tmam advertise mei products k sologun badal...
| Mar-20 | |
| koon peeta aay..!
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Ho...
| Mar-20 | |
| Fawara chowk Gujrat
Fawara chowk Ka Fawara Na Hota.
Khyber Gate Ka Nazara Na Hota.
Fashion Ne Lark...
| Mar-20 | |
| Ham tumko chaand kehty magar
Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh hai,
Suraj kehty usme to aag hai,
...
| Mar-20 | |
| XTRA SHEET PLZ
Qayamat k din farishton nay sub logon se kaha k sub apne gunah 1 paper per likh ...
| Mar-20 | [Not rated] |
| Mujhe bhi bata dena
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena?
Ikhtiyarre tabb...
| Mar-20 | |
| Kaash Aap SMS hotay
Wife
Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar Laiti
H...
| Mar-20 | [Not rated] |
| Pakistan ki national game kiya hai
Pakistan ki national game kiya hai?
.
.
.
.
kiya kaha hockey? nai wo tu ph...
| Mar-20 | [Not rated] |
| Aadat se majboor ho tum
Jab hota hai tera didar..
Dil darakta hai bar bar..
Jab hota hai tera didar..
...
| Mar-20 | [Not rated] |
| Pe-peep Pe"peep
Pe-peep Pe"peep
Pe-peep
Peep peep Pe'peep
Pe,peep
Ghng ghngg
P-peep
Pe'...
| Mar-20 | [Not rated] |
| Pakistanis on the Sun
3 scientists happen to meet each other by chance at a party, an American, a Russ...
| Mar-20 | [Not rated] |
| Made in Pakistan
A MAN: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
MAN: Radio labe...
| Mar-20 | [Not rated] |
| My Helicopter is Lost
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an
electrical malfu...
| Mar-20 | [Not rated] |
| Arz kiya hai
Arz kiya hai
tere darwaze par sanam bar bar ayenge.
Tere darwaze par...
| Mar-20 | [Not rated] |
