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| CARRYY ON DONT STOP Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permissi...
| May-18 | |
| Maa aj me ne ek larke ko Bewakoof bnaya Bubbli:
Maa aj me ne ek larke ko
Bewakoof bnaya
Anti Misba:
Wo Kese?
Bu...
| Aug-12 | |
| Sitaron main Phoolon main Chaand main tum mil hi jaoge $itaron main Phoolon main Chaand main tum mil hi jaoge
Kahan tak hai mohabbat m...
| Dec-04 | |
| Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-...
| Oct-08 | |
| main maa Bannay wali hoon Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum ho...
| Oct-08 | |
| Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan w...
| Oct-08 | |
| After having resigned as the After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modeling. Once he ...
| May-12 | |
| Husband wife ki godh mein Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husba...
| May-08 | |
| I always see spots before my eyes Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses h...
| May-08 | |
| INDIA KI REET INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to...
| Apr-16 | |
| Are you free tonight Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I am new in town, can you give me dire...
| Apr-11 | |
| Man b4 marage Man b4 marage: Roses r red, Violets r blue believe it or not im mad 4u. After ma...
| Apr-09 | |
| Apna hath apne sar pe phairen Apna hath apne sar pe phairen
Aik bar phir phairen
Dobara phairen
Cha...
| Apr-02 | |
| Girl - Bas bi karo ab Girl:Bas bi karo ab! Boy:Kuch bi nahi hota! Grl:Kisi ne dekh lia to? Boy:Kuch na...
| Apr-02 | |
| What is the height of Flirting What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO W...
| Mar-27 | |
| there are 3 chambers in my heart. there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wa...
| Mar-27 | |
| oT TnAW T2UL I oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na...
| Mar-27 | |
| He came at night, He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, s...
| Mar-27 | |
| Press down down more Ok more YES Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder S...
| Mar-27 | |
| A girl phoned me the other day and said. A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home...
| Mar-27 | |
| Lastnite i went 2 bed without u. Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, u...
| Mar-27 | |
| Come here,take off urs pants and knickers Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get ...
| Mar-27 | |
| Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT...
| Mar-27 | |
| CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw you...
| Mar-27 | |
| Your phone has been installed CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw you...
| Mar-27 | |
| I really deeply wish tat u r here I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & w...
| Mar-27 | |
| What is the height of Flirting What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVE...
| Mar-27 | [Not rated] |
| Doctor prescription 4 u Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch....
| Mar-27 | |
| I have made so many mistakes in my life I've made so many mistakes in my life.
but something I did right was to have y...
| Mar-27 | |
| we can stop this shit What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?
If we stick together, we...
| Mar-27 | [Not rated] |
| Dead goldfish Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over t...
| Mar-27 | |
| MBBS Final Exam Fill in the blanks “MBBS Final Exam“
Question:
Fill in the blanks.
If a lady faints, we must...
| Mar-27 | |
| i know i accept i believe i know
i accept
i believe
i admit
i m ” 0 ” zero
but this is not end.
i wa...
| Mar-27 | |
| No message for u today No message for u today.sorry!
don’t waste time no message
oh no!
still wa...
| Mar-27 | |
| watching bubbles while taking bath Once a teacher was asking the students about their hobbies.
Teacher to boy1: ...
| Mar-27 | |