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| Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am ...
| Sep-29 | |
| 1 Jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop me aya
1 Jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop me aya,
12 pack pi gaya,
Sardar: tenu ch...
| Jul-12 | |
| Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Th...
| Jul-12 | |
| See my legs and tell my name
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs ...
| Jul-05 | |
| Sardar Will u merry after i die
Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wif...
| Jun-28 | |
| Tum log IPL dekh kar jal rahy ho gay na TV par
Indian 2 Pakistani:
Tum log IPL dekh kar jal rahy ho gay na TV par?
.
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Paki...
| May-04 | |
| Sardar ki wife romantic mood
Sardar ki wife romantic mood
main pooray bed pr bazu phaila
kr lait k boli…
...
| Nov-06 | |
| Pyar krne wale kisi ki parwah nahi kerte
Girlfriend to Sardar: Tum to bas apne kam mein lage rehte ho. Meri to koi parwah...
| Oct-07 | |
| Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya
sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum...
| Oct-07 | |
| Cheel ko english mai kya kehte hain
Sardar:
Cheel ko english mai kya kehte hain ?
Pathan:
Eagle
Sardar:
Aga...
| Oct-07 | |
| i will join next year
Manger to sardar: you are appointed for job
your salary is Rs. 30000/.
N...
| Sep-22 | |
| Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha
Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
...
| Jun-09 | |
| o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di
Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?
sardar:gari k break fail ...
| Jun-09 | |
| Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus
Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
...
| Jun-09 | |
| Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife
Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fe...
| Jun-09 | |
| Kindly grant me leave for one day
Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Hus...
| Jun-02 | |
| Yaar Sooraj Raat ko kyun nhi nikalta
Sardar: Yaar Sooraj Raat ko kyun nhi nikalta?
2nd Sardar: kia pata nikalta bi...
| May-26 | |
| Aaj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha
Srdr: Aaj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!
4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ...
| Apr-22 | |
| Mein ne Un se Kaha Google Per Search kar lain
Sardar: Aaj Mere Parrosiyon ka Bacha Gum ho gaya
Friend: Pir tum ne Kia Kiya?...
| Sep-07 | |
| Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai
Ek Sardar dosre Sardar se... Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai..? Dosra Sardar: ...
| Sep-01 | |
| Sardar Apne bete se bola
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf Kaisa machis leke aaya
hai, ek bhi tili nah...
| Aug-31 | |
| Jb tum etni tezi se gari chalate ho
Major Rohail-
Jb tum etni tezi se gari chalate ho
Tb mje bohat dar lagta hy
...
| Aug-24 | |
| Sardar Pyar Mohbt Love sb dya
Sardar-
Pyar,Mohbt,Love sb dya
Pinky ko
Ur
Pinky ne mje he…
Major Rohail-...
| Aug-17 | |
| Yaar mobile neya lya hai
Major Rohail:
Yaar mobile neya lya hai?
.
Sardar:
Nhi mere cousin ka hy
.
...
| Aug-10 | |
| Sardar Aow Race lagate hain
Sardar: Aow Race lagate hain, Jo Haara wo 1000 Rupy Dega.
Pathan: Liken muhje r...
| Aug-03 | |
| Wo Meri Nawasi Hai
Teacher: Translate into English
"Wo Meri Nawasi Hai"
Sardar: She is my "E...
| Jul-31 | |
| Sardar kafi arsy k baad apnay watan wapis
Sardar kafi arsy k baad apnay watan wapis
gya or matti uta k bola: Hun apni ma...
| Jul-12 | |
| o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di
Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?
sardar:gari k break fail ...
| Jul-03 | |
| auron se to wo 5 Rupy leti hai
1st Sardar: Oh Yaar mein bari mushkil mein hon,
meri biwi muhj se ek papi ka ...
| Jun-30 | |
| 1st ever intelligent sardar
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hea...
| May-13 | |
| Yaar bata motorcycle ke kitne tyre hote hai
Ek Sardar doosre sardar se: Yaar bata motorcycle ke kitne tyre hote hai?
2nd ...
| May-13 | |
| Sardar - What is the name of your car
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts...
| May-13 | |
| Prince Charles and Sardarji were having dinner
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you ...
| May-12 | |
| Where were you born
Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Ky...
| Apr-20 | |
| I will call them MINIMUM AND MAXIMUM
Teacher: If u call ur mother as MUM then what will u call ur Mother`s Younger Si...
| Apr-20 | |
