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A sardarji boy asked his dad A sardarji’s boy asked his dad: What is a grownup joke? Sardar ji replied: an...	May-06
PAPA APKI SHADI HO GAYI SARDER KA BETA :PAPA APKI SHADI HO GAYI ? PAPA:HAAN BETA:KIS SE HUY? PAPA:...	Apr-30
Sardar walking at night Sardar walking at night. Saamne gober para tha.. Sardar ne jhuk kr ungli daal ka...	Apr-16	[Not rated]
Eik Sardar Pilot Se Eik Sardar Pilot Se Head Phone Chheen Raha Hota Hai, Pilot: Yeh Kia Ker rahay Ho...	Apr-15
Race dekhte hue sardar Race dekhte hue sardar ne dosrey se pocha: "inam kis ko mile ga?" 2nd "sab se...	Apr-15	[Not rated]
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurs...	Apr-02	[Not rated]
Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho? Sardar: ...	Apr-02	[Not rated]
1 sardar sookhe darya main boat 1 sardar sookhe darya main boat chala raha tha 2nd sardar: aise sardaron ne hi ...	Mar-31
Waiter gives bill to Sardar Waiter gives bill to Sardar. Sardar:Take this card. Waiter:Bu t sir,this is Ra...	Mar-29	[Not rated]
EK sArdAr ShEr EK sArdAr ShEr..! Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye Khuda ki rahmat...	Mar-29	[Not rated]
A sardar gets A cheque A sardar gets A cheque & throws it on the ground...Y??? Think think..! T...	Mar-29	[Not rated]
Sardar found the answer to the most Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come fi...	Mar-29	[Not rated]
Having lost his donkey Sardarji Having lost his donkey Sardarji, got down to his knees and thanked God. A pass...	Mar-29	[Not rated]
Sardar Failed in English Paper Coz Sardar Failed in English Paper Coz he did enghlish translation like this . . . ...	Mar-29
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. Banta: Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Mri Girlfriend ...	Mar-29
Sarrdar Motorway Pe Ciggereate Sarrdar Motorway Pe Ciggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha Tha Us Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia ...	Mar-29
What do u do if a sardar throws a pin at u What do u do if a sardar throws a pin at u???? Ans) Run like hell...coz...	Mar-29	[Not rated]
Sardarji to others: Did anyone lose Sardarji to others: Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band? One said:...	Mar-29	[Not rated]
Sardar G gabar singh nay bahu ki Noker:-Sardar G gabar singh nay bahu ki izzat loot li hay, Sardar:- tuh? Noker:-...	Mar-28	[Not rated]
Sardar ne pressure cooker khareeda dosre Sardar ne pressure cooker khareeda dosre din wapis kiya. Shopkeeper:- kyun wapis...	Mar-27
Sardar-Kal mere abba Kunwain main gir gaye Sardar:Kal mere abba Kunwain main gir gaye aur zor zor se chekhne lagay Bachao B...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
Meanwhile the Sardar community had crowded around Meanwhile, the Sardar community had crowded around Santa Singh. "What happened ...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
The Sardars realized that they had no choice The Sardars realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle aged man n...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
A Sardar proposes a girl A Sardar proposes a girl :- Darling kya tum mujhse ... Then da girl slaps him & ...	Mar-27
Ek bar ek couple train mein ja raha tha Ek bar ek couple train mein ja raha tha, TO UNKI VARTALAP SUNIYE HUSBAND: MERI J...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
train me sardar k saamne wale seat me 3 gujju train me sardar k saamne wale seat me 3 gujju ladkia baiti thi.... usne unka naa...	Mar-27
Santa and Banta were walking in the highlands Santa & Banta were walking in the highlands then suddenly Santa fell down a deep...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
Alphabets were not in order Alphabets were not in order Sardar joined new job. 1St day he worked till lat...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
Sardar was writing something very slowly Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slow...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
Sardar proposed a Girl Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...... Sardar said Oy...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana ka...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
Sender is the star of India “Lux” is the soap of India. “Mrf” is the wheel of India. “Amul” is the taste o...	Mar-26	[Not rated]
sardar ka dimaag nahi hota Frog : sardar ka dimaag nahi hota ! sardar: hota hai! frog : nahin hota ! ...	Mar-25	[Not rated]
Black Cat If a black cat crosses you, when you are going some where, what does it mean ...	Mar-24	[Not rated]
Sardar ji pulled out 6 people A Sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house but was still jailed.Why? ...	Mar-24