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Train Station per Ruki Train Station per Ruki, 1 admi ne sath bete sardar Jee se pocha konsa station ha...	Mar-24	[Not rated]
Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumha...	Mar-22
Sardar : bathroom main shair tha 1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: ...	Mar-22
Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya ka...	Mar-22	[Not rated]
Sardar Station jaane k kitne logay Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Riksha wala: 50.. Sardar: 20 lelo.. Riks...	Mar-22	[Not rated]
Please mujhe samajhne ki Please mujhe samajhne ki KOshish Karo Muje mat tang kro, Muje akela chordo,...	Mar-22	[Not rated]
A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why're...	Mar-22	[Not rated]
How do you measure Sardarji How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence? Stick a tire pressure gauge in his...	Mar-22	[Not rated]
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. ...	Mar-22	[Not rated]
There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for a ...	Mar-22	[Not rated]
What does Sardarji do when he What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet? He...	Mar-22
What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies? He compares it with the origina...	Mar-22
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it ...	Mar-22	[Not rated]
Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What i...	Mar-22
Sardar ji is filling up a job application Sardar ji is filling up a job application He promptly fills in the lines on NAM...	Mar-22	[Not rated]
Sardar Ji calls Air India. Sardar Ji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Jus...	Mar-22	[Not rated]
Sardar ji is buying a TV Sardar ji is buying a TV "Do you have color TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a gre...	Mar-22	[Not rated]
Murga SARDAR tha!!! A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murg...	Mar-20	[Not rated]
Meri to behan hai"! Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" ...	Mar-20	[Not rated]