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| jese main chahta hon log kahte hain o chand
jese main chahta hon log kahte hain o chand ka tukda hai
par main kahta hon jes...
| Sep-18 | |
| Kitni sardi hai pass kuch bhi nahi
Kitni sardi hai pass kuch bhi nahi,
Aao Ik Dosaray ko orrh lein HUM,...
| Jan-13 | |
| without using tables
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
LJOHNY: You t...
| Jan-05 | |
| samunder se kuch nahi hota hai
samunder se kuch nahi hota hai....
log to aankho me hi doob jate hai........
| Dec-29 | |
| Remain a bachelor
Don?t marry & make a woman happy.
In fact remain a bachelor & make several wo...
| Jun-20 | |
| Before you find your handsome
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs. ...
| Jun-20 | |
| Dinosaurs and Decent Girls
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist. ...
| Jun-20 | |
| Talk in your sleep
If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you sa...
| Jun-20 | |
| Teacher w here is himalaya
Teacher - Where is himalaya.
Kid - Madam!I don't know.
Teacher- Don't kn...
| Jun-20 | |
| Using without tables
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
LJOHNY: You t...
| Jun-20 | |
| Love that we cannot have is
Love that we cannot have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest an...
| Apr-24 | |
| We always feel bad
We always feel bad
&
think that good things
happen only to others
But we for...
| Apr-23 | |
| It takes a strong heart to love
It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love a...
| Apr-01 | |
| Only 20 percent boys have brains
Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends! ...
| Apr-01 | |
| Are your legs tired
Are your legs tired?
coz you have benn running through my mind all day long!...
| Apr-01 | |
| Can you do anything that other people
Q: Can you do anything that other people can’t?
A: Sure, I can read my handwr...
| Apr-01 | |
| My darling my lover my beautiful wife
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life....
| Apr-01 | |
| Some times small things in Life hurts a lot
Some times small things in Life hurts a lot…
If you don’t agree with me….
...
| Apr-01 | |
| What does 98 stand for in windows 98
Question:What does 98 stand for in windows 98?
Answer:It stands for number of...
| Apr-01 | |
| Every man should marry
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
Life....
| Apr-01 | |
| A bus station is where a bus stops
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
...
| Apr-01 | |
| What do I miss about
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence. ...
| Apr-01 | |
| Teacher name two pronouns
Teacher : name two pronouns.
Student : who? me?
Teacher : correct ...
| Apr-01 | |
| Why is common sense like a rainbow
Why is common sense like a rainbow?
Because it never appears until the storm ...
| Apr-01 | |
| If you think nobody cares if you
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments...
| Apr-01 | [Not rated] |
| Join the Army
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them....
| Apr-01 | |
| The quickest way to double
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in y...
| Apr-01 | |
| Your mind is so open
Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it. ...
| Apr-01 | [Not rated] |
| Dont let you mind wander
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own ...
| Apr-01 | [Not rated] |
| He always finds himself
He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory ...
| Apr-01 | [Not rated] |
| I dont think you are a fool
I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousa...
| Apr-01 | |
