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Urdu SMS Jokes

Here is the List of our all time fav. Urdu SMS jokes and messeges! its populer specialy in Pakistan and India. Don't Forget to Send it to Your Loved Ones.

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1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya 1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya, After operation, Dr. Asks: Kuch kehna chahte...	Mar-25
Eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say kehta hai: “sisak sisak k marna theek ...	Mar-25
Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai Boy: Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai. Girl: Thanx Boy: Lipstik Bahut Achi Lagai Hai...	Mar-25	[Not rated]
Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai, aur Dr ne kaha hay ki khoob sare sms ki bot...	Mar-25	[Not rated]
jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil...	Mar-25	[Not rated]
Is kadar hamari Dosti ka imtehan na lijiye Is kadar hamari Dosti ka imtehan na lijiye! Kyo ho khafa ya bayan to Kijiye!Kar ...	Mar-25	[Not rated]
Maine kaha "Dil Ruba" Maine kaha "Dil Ruba" Usne kaha balance bhijwa Maine kaha "Paise Nahi" Us...	Mar-25	[Not rated]
Halwa Pori Boy friend to his girl friend: "Darling mere kaan main kuch garam sa, kuch nara...	Mar-24
Suna hoga bahot tum ne Suna hoga bahot tum ne kahin ankhon ki rim jim ka shabnam ka parha howa hoga...	Mar-24
es Shaam ki Tanhai se es Shaam ki Tanhai se es dard ki gehrai se ye Dil koch baat kar raha hai,...	Mar-24
Chunti aur Haati ke Love marriage hoi, Chunti aur Haati ke Love marriage hoi, agle din Haati mar agaya, Chunti boli " ...	Mar-24	[Not rated]
Faqeer: 10 Rupe dedo chai peeni hai Faqeer: 10 Rupe dedo chai peeni hai Admi: chai tu 5 Rupe ki hai Faqeer: Gi...	Mar-24
Jaha Dosti waha Payaar, Jaha Dosti waha Payaar, jaha Payaar waha Mohabbat, Jaha Mohabbat waha Juda...	Mar-22	[Not rated]
Gar hum na hote toh tumhe gazal kaun kehta, Gar hum na hote toh tumhe gazal kaun kehta, Tumhare iss chehre ko kamal kaun ke...	Mar-21
Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki har ek deewar ko dekha, Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki har ek deewar ko dekha, har ek darwaaaze, har ek khidi...	Mar-21
TAJMAHAL toh kya cheez hai, TAJMAHAL toh kya cheez hai, usse bhi badi imaraat banaunga, Mumtaz toh markar ...	Mar-21
After marriage Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti Tajmahal banana chahata hoon Lekin mumtaz ...	Mar-21
Before marriage Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti Tajmahal banana chahata hoon Lakin mumtaz ...	Mar-21
Kuch to baat hai ismain Kuch to baat hai ismain jo duniyaa iske isqh main pagal hai Ya hume hi hai isdu...	Mar-21	[Not rated]
i m DON HI, i am DON DON ki call ka intizar tu 11 Collegon ki ladkiyan kar rahi hai,...	Mar-20
HAPPY SUMMER YAAR Aamo ki khsuhbu, Barish ki bahar, Garmi ka mosam, aney ko tayar, Thori si ma...	Mar-20
Message pe message bhejte ho, Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, p...	Mar-20
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosban...	Mar-20
5 great people 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka na...	Mar-20	[Not rated]
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, r...	Mar-20
Life is like math Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multi...	Mar-20	[Not rated]
Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile wo...	Mar-20	[Not rated]
Dosti Kro College wali se Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, P...	Mar-20
Khush to bahot hoge tum, Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karo...	Mar-20	[Not rated]