FUNNY
SMS JOKES


	B.Com final year A Pathan saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u d...	May-26
	Wash Basin A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his han...	May-26
	Ek pathan ne apni Ek pathan ne apni "HAIR DRESSER" Ki dukan 2nd floor pe shift ki aur neechey bo...	May-26
	pathan used to go to college with pathan used to go to college with his donkey... After few years he had to go ...	May-26
	Aik Pathan Ki Shadi Hoti Hai Aik Pathan Ki Shadi Hoti Hai Wo Jb Dulhan Ko Lay Kr Ja Raha Hota Hai To Dulhan...	Sep-19
	1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha 1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha, Kisi Ne Pocha Kis Ko Likh Rahay Ho? Bola ...	Sep-19
	Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya Pathan Hasne Laga Dost: Woh Tumhara M...	Sep-19
	ek Admi Pathan se bola ek Admi Pathan se bola Khan Sahab! Kal mein ne phone kiya app ne uthaya Q nh, ...	Jul-31
	Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya Pathan Hasne Laga Dost: Woh Tumhara M...	Jul-28
	Aik Pathan Ki Shadi Hoti Hai Aik Pathan Ki Shadi Hoti Hai Wo Jb Dulhan Ko Lay Kr Ja Raha Hota Hai To Dulhan...	Jul-28
	Sardar ji laughing behind Pathan at ATM centre Sardar ji laughing behind Pathan at ATM centre. "HaHa I have seen ur password. ...	Jul-14
	Pathan Passport Banwaney gaya Pathan Passport Banwaney gaya Clerk: NIC do, Pathan Ne Biwi ka NIC dia, ...	Jul-12
	Jinah Sahib Pehle puri baat tu samaj liya karin ek pathan Quaid-e-Azam ke mazar ja kar Dua kar raha ta "Meri Prize Bond Hr S...	Jul-08
	Pathan Ye TV ketne ka hai Pathan: Ye TV ketne ka hai, Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte, Pa...	Jul-02
	ajj kal dhood 45 Rupay kilo mil hai 1 lady Train mein Bache ko Dhood pila rahi ti, Pathan dek kar bola: Baji Shuk...	Jun-30
	ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab jaman lakar ata han ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab jaman lakar ata han. dost kahta ha kh...	May-22
	Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge? Pathan: Nahi Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay? Pathan:...	May-22
	DANDRUFFF FREEEEE Pathaan: Oii Mayray Shaympoo Ke saath Freeee Gift Dou Shop keeper! Gee Iss kay ...	May-22
	Bush Offers a pathan bush to pathan: if you give us osama , we will give you the actress of the movie...	May-26