FUNNY
SMS JOKES

Urdu SMS Jokes

Funny Urdu SMS messages


Talash-e-Gumshuda * Talash-e-Gumshuda * Naam: Chaudhry Shujaat Hussain Bolnay aur dekhnay say maaz...	Mar-27
Mosam shabab ka Mosam shabab ka nasha sharab ka parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka in main sab...	Apr-26
Wife Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, ...	Apr-29
maar gayea yaar MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain. MA...	May-08
Agar koi ladka girls hostel PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd...	May-12	[Not rated]
Teacher to a student Teacher to a student: Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi...	May-15	[Not rated]
Ess line ki english banao Teacher to a student: Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi...	May-16	[Not rated]
Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya Raat Ko Phone Pr B...	May-17
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghu...	May-21	[Not rated]
EK DIN PUCHA MUSKURAHAT NE HUMSE EK DIN PUCHA MUSKURAHAT NE HUMSE , HAR PAL HAME KYUN BULATE HO? HUMNE KAHA HUM...	May-24
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein h...	Apr-12	[Not rated]
Sir mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon? Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh d...	Apr-12	[Not rated]
Sono Sono . . . . . Mehsoos karo . . . . . . Badal ki GARAJ . . . . ...	Apr-08
1 Jinaza Ja Raha Tha Bohat Say Log 1 Jinaza Ja Raha Tha Bohat Say Log Sath Ja Rahay Thay 1 Pathan B Jinazay K Sath ...	Mar-27
Ye bakra-20000 Ye 10000 Ye 5000 Dukandar:Ye bakra-20000 Ye 10000 Ye 5000 or Wo wala bkra 500 Gahak:500 ka kyun h...	Mar-27
Sheday ki maa Master:bacho!ye M hay.M se Mother.jesy Sheday ki Maa. Agly din Mastr ne board pe...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
Agr Koi beautiful Larki Tumhe Agr Koi beautiful Larki Tumhe " I LOVE U " Bole to 3 Batein Ho Sakti Hey. 1.Us...	Mar-27
Hawa Me Betaab Urh Rhay Thay Ghalib Hawa Me Betaab Urh Rhay Thay Ghalib. Wah! Wah! Hawa Me Betaab Urh Rhe Thay Ghali...	Mar-27
Latest Report on GEO Latest Report on GEO... "Mushta'il afraad nay Karachi may Samandar ko aag laga...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
akistan me shadiyan walden ki marze se hote hen akistan me shadiyan walden ki marze se hote hen Is leye dulhe k leye dulhan s...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
Karachi main birdflu ki waja se 3 lakh murghiya Karachi main birdflu ki waja se 3 lakh murghiya qatal ki gayi. Murghiyo ka naya ...	Mar-27	[Not rated]
Hotel mein gaye Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife : Koun thi...	Apr-03	[Not rated]
Pathan walkng at night Pathan walkng at night. Samnay gober para tha.. Pathan ne jhuk kr ungli da...	May-24